Crest Super Lager (England) - "This beer is only suitable for purchase for somebody that you really don't like"
Faxe (Denmark) - "This beer isn't very good but some people like it"
Mythos (Greece) - "Great choice for fluid balance control"
Coopers (Australia) - "Aussie Aussie Aussie Oi Oi Oi. And yes this beer has floaties in it"
Mmmmmm. (For us: Chimay White Cap and Erdinger, later probably Delirium Tremens and Maredsous "8", for Nyxie and I respectively.)