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(Wedding/Paris updates coming soon, I promise! I've been busy at the Ottawa Linux Symposium this week.)

While I was gone, work replaced our old employee ID cards (magstripe for access control, visual ID at the front desk) with proximity cards and front-door turnstiles, since another company is going to be sharing some building space with us. That's fine (and maybe even "better", because the visual-ID thing never really sat right with me), but today the security folks sent mail to all staff talking about the new system, and included a list of how to treat the new ID badges. Highlights:
  • Do not expose to extreme heat or open flame
  • Do not machine wash
  • Do not use as an ice scraper or scraping tool
  • Do not pound with a pen or other tool
  • Do not bite
...bite?

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You'd be surprised what people chew on that's non-food.

"Do not behave as if you are living in a postapocalyptic anarchy and this ID card is your only means of procuring food and shelter."

What, you don't bite your new ID card to make sure it's really plastic?

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