April 18th, 2003

thinking, perplexed

ARGH BLEH PTOOIE

Ok, so a while ago Pepsi thought "Hey, we should put lemon in our cola." And thus was born Pepsi Twist, which is quite good.

And then someone at Coke thought "hey, we should put vanilla in our cola." And thus was born Vanilla Coke, which is quite good.

And then someone at Pepsi thought "Blue is pretty!". And thus was born Pepsi Blue, which is bearable.

And then some idiot at Coke thought "Hey, we should put mint in our lemon-lime soda!" And thus was born Sprite Ice, which I just accidentally bought and which is the most foul carbonated beverage I've had since Spruce Beer. What the heck were they thinking? Mint? Eccch. Stay far away, folks! Stay away!

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