"Sounds like you were following too closely, sir."
"Well, officer, I was just trying to read the little sign on his license plate."
In other news: Move is done, internet access from home is spotty. If any locals know of any reason why I should avoid Storm Internet for DSL, please let me know. I was going to go with Cyberus but they think I can't get DSL where I am and their sales people don't respond to email.