August 15th, 2009

pinkie pie

one metre

nyxie and I have an arrangement in which cleaning the kitchen is my responsibility and cleaning the bathroom is hers. It's a good balance -- mine's less gross but daily, hers is more gross but less often.

Except that she keeps putting dishes in the sink when the dishwasher is RIGHT BESIDE IT. But I think I just had a minor victory.

mendel (holding up a mug): Ahem.
nyxie (with evil smirk): *shrug*
mendel: Look, the distance between the sink and dishwasher is ONE METRE. You have no excuse!
nyxie: So?
mendel: Durr. Okay, I'm going to go pee.
mendel: ... with ONE METRE accuracy.