Except that she keeps putting dishes in the sink when the dishwasher is RIGHT BESIDE IT. But I think I just had a minor victory.
mendel (holding up a mug): Ahem.
nyxie (with evil smirk): *shrug*
mendel: Look, the distance between the sink and dishwasher is ONE METRE. You have no excuse!
mendel: Durr. Okay, I'm going to go pee.
mendel: ... with ONE METRE accuracy.