substitute: Conrad, kick off the holiday shopping season with your PayPal Buyer Credit account and you could win $1,000![4:50]
substitute: FUCK YOU[4:50]
zebulon_y: hahaha[4:50]
zebulon_y: Subject: All the avarice of last year with twice the desperation[4:51]
substitute: 88% interest on eBay shit that never arrives[4:51]
zebulon_y: Subject: We're all chained to a doomed wheel but we hope you're stupid enough to give us money[4:51]
zebulon_y: Subject: So this Marx guy was right, who knew[4:52]
zebulon_y: Subject: Shop smart and SAVE with an unfettered plutocracy[4:53]
zebulon_y: Subject: The housing crisis is totally over, for real!!! Apply now for low 79% financing with approved credit and donation of stem cells![4:55]
substitute: Subject: Your screams will fall on uncaring ears in the bottomless dungeons of MasterCard, because the best things in life for free; for everything else, there's MasterCard.